Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So vagazzling was a success
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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