question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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