THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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