Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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