This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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