drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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