I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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