Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Im part way to drunk.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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