I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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