Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Oh god it's open bar.
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