what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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