i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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