Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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