why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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