both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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