Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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