She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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