that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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