Do you still have your period?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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