There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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