What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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