Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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