Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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