I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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