Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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