3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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