Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
