You're completely useless in the revolution.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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