did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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