Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I would ride that face into the sunset
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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