awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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