I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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