time to smoke my breakfast
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
