Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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