**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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