Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
