I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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