I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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