"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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