He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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