i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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