Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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