I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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