Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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