found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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