gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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