I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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