He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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