I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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