She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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