Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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