You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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