oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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