Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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