I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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