party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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