With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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